i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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