Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
