I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
the liver wants what the liver wants
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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