don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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