You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just had sex on a roof
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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