I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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