1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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