Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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