i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Randomize
