he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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