If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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