my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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