Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Dear god my vagina.
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