Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We have so much sex to catch up on
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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