My room smells like vodka and shame
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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