Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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