I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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