when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My pussy is not your playground.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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