he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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