but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Randomize
