used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i think i have two assholes
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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