Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Do vagina's smell?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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