god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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