yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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