No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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