She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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