I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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