my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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