Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
All I want is dick and wine.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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