He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
