I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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