is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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