I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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