there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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