Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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