what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
She bit a glass in half.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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