3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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