Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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