Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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