Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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