you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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