That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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