Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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