There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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