omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Come see our sink grown plant.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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