I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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