just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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