By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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