I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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