You really coming over, don't trick.
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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